24 July 2007

Sun City Prenuptual Agreement

A couple in their 80's were about to get married, and thought it wise to agree on some basic issues about how their married life would be.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex six times a week.
He said: That's fine with me. Put me down for Fridays.

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