28 March 2020

Babylon Bee

Great headlines from the Babylon Bee.

Spring Breakers Arrange Scattered Corpses To Spell Out YOLO

Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses

Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined

Hallmark Channel Announces 19 New Coronavirus-Themed Movies

Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis

Dems Worried Stimulus Bill Would Stimulate Economy

Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats'

Congress Excited To Find Out What’s In Stimulus Package They Just Passed

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