22 April 2020

One More Damn Thing To Worry About


It seems that COVID-19 is not the only virus infecting a large swath of the population. Like the corona virus, this one also disproprtionately affects seniors.

Virus Symptoms:
  • Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
  • Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
  • Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person.
  • Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
  • Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
  • Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
  • Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND".
  • Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
This disease apparently originated in Egypt and is called the C-Nile virus.

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Have I sent this to you already, or did you just send it to me?

It's too late for me, and I think I've been infected for quite some time. Save yourself!


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