Little change of pace here, injecting some personal details. Here's the message I sent out to friends earlier this evening.
Well, I'm just back from the emergency room. Some of you may have seen me out and about today, so I’ll explain what happened.
This morning I got bored being at home—you know, the quarantine and all—so I decided to take the afternoon and go horseback riding, which is something that I haven't done in a long-g-g-g while. Guess what? It turned out to be a big mistake!!!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine, but then we went a little faster; and, before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off—but, caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me!! It just wouldn't stop.
Thankfully, however, the manager at the Dollar General store came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant next..
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