Twitter

Because the folks reading this blog likely don't use Twitter, I feel compelled to relay "best of" comments, such as:

• @BorowitzReport: If you took the best qualities of the Republican candidates and combined them in one President I would flee to Canada.
  
  
• @disastrous007: If you're not a racist, homophobe that hates women, why are you voting Republican?
  
  
• @BorowitzReport:  Russian exit poll: Putin did particularly well among voters who described themselves as “not wanting to be imprisoned.”
  
  
• @BorowitzReport: Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

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